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Suck a duck

A phrase that is apparently 'trending' as of May 2020.
Why? Do I look like I know?
Just be a man and say 'dick' for fuck sake.

Okay now that thats over with, the phrase suck a duck is basically the same as suck a dick, except that the person saying it doesn't want to offend someone by saying the word 'dick'

If you couldn't figure that out yourself, I'm disappointed.

Person A: "Hey, B! I dare you to shout 'suck a dick' out loud in class!
Person B: "Okay..."
Person B: (shouting out loud): "SUCK A DUCK!"
Person A: "You fucking disappoint me, B."
Classroom:

Person A:

Person B:

Teacher:

Person A: "Pussy.."

by iiJ03L May 26, 2020

NE14 ABJ

"NE14 ABJ" is an internet meme/joke that involves someone reading out a fake license plate and it sounding like they are asking the question "Anyone for a blowjob?"

Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.

Customer: "Hey, my car has been blocked in."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."

by iiJ03L December 15, 2019