ABJ is an acronym for the phrase 'Always be jazzy' which was invented and subsequently brought to popularity by the brilliant Bella Mackie.
by ScattyCatSaxophone February 9, 2019
"NE14 ABJ" is an internet meme/joke that involves someone reading out a fake license plate and it sounding like they are asking the question "Anyone for a blowjob?"
Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.
Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.
Customer: "Hey, my car has been blocked in."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."
by iiJ03L December 15, 2019
A face that's prime to get a blowjob from, determined by the attributes of one's face (i.e. dsl's (dick-suckin-lips), sexy eyes that you would like to look down on while she (or he) is sucking your dick). A face asking to "slob your knob."
by Adam and Adam and Joe November 21, 2005
A popular song lyric ''apple bottom jeans'' it means a girl who's but shows through jeans/leggings and just it just so happens to be big
by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021