ABJ

ABJ is an acronym for the phrase 'Always be jazzy' which was invented and subsequently brought to popularity by the brilliant Bella Mackie.

Person 1: Hey, I love your headband!

Person 2: Thanks, I try to ABJ

ABJ by ScattyCatSaxophone February 9, 2019

abj

american born jamaican

he can't speak patois... he's an abj

abj by claudio14 January 3, 2004

ABJ

A popular song lyric ''apple bottom jeans'' it means a girl who's but shows through jeans/leggings and just it just so happens to be big

girl: *drops water bottle at gym and picks it up*

Random guy: Dang... She has such an ABJ....

ABJ by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021

abj-face

A face that's prime to get a blowjob from, determined by the attributes of one's face (i.e. dsl's (dick-suckin-lips), sexy eyes that you would like to look down on while she (or he) is sucking your dick). A face asking to "slob your knob."

Man, that bitch is sportin' an abj-face.
Damn, look at that abj-face.

abj-face by Adam and Adam and Joe November 22, 2005

NE14 ABJ 

"NE14 ABJ" is an internet meme/joke that involves someone reading out a fake license plate and it sounding like they are asking the question "Anyone for a blowjob?"

Instances of this joke can be traced back on the internet from as far back as December 2008 on a forum site, however the forum post suggests that the joke had already existed for a while before then, so the exact origin date is unknown.

Customer: "Hey, my car has been blocked in."
Shop Assistant: "Whats it's license plate number?"
Customer: "Its NE14 ABJ."
Shop Assistant (on loudspeaker): "Please can the owner of the car with the registration 'NE14 ABJ' kindly move their vehicle."

NE14 ABJ by iiJ03L December 15, 2019

abject failure 

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

abject failure by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016

Burger and a BJ 

Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.

A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!

Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"

Burger and a BJ by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011