Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
by R. Stizzle November 21, 2011
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