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Abdulusional 

Believing a person (especially a performer) to be better or more talented than they actually are; commonly experienced by judges in the Idol franchise, particularly Paula Abdul of American Idol.
Paula Abdul on American Idol, judging a performance: "Just watching you, I just, I feel what you...you're just feeling such much joy from it, and it's exciting, I feel like one big goosebump, and I just am so excited for you, because, look at you - this is it for you, this is it for you, you're stellar."

Viewer at home: "Man, she's Abdulusional."
Abdulusional by vftw.yennie January 9, 2009

premature adulation 

clapping before the performance is done.
It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
premature adulation by Gryfin December 30, 2011

abduction fetish

To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.
Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish.
abduction fetish by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

adulution 

The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...

Some known adulutions...

18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.

21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.

Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
Hey I've just reached a new level of adulution... we bought a house!!!
adulution by TAP89 February 11, 2018

Appulation explosion 

The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )
Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !

alien abduction survivor 

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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