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Abdulusional 

Believing a person (especially a performer) to be better or more talented than they actually are; commonly experienced by judges in the Idol franchise, particularly Paula Abdul of American Idol.
Paula Abdul on American Idol, judging a performance: "Just watching you, I just, I feel what you...you're just feeling such much joy from it, and it's exciting, I feel like one big goosebump, and I just am so excited for you, because, look at you - this is it for you, this is it for you, you're stellar."

Viewer at home: "Man, she's Abdulusional."
Abdulusional by vftw.yennie January 9, 2009

premature adulation 

clapping before the performance is done.
It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
premature adulation by Gryfin December 30, 2011

abduction fetish

To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.
Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish.
abduction fetish by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

adulution 

The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...

Some known adulutions...

18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.

21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.

Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
Hey I've just reached a new level of adulution... we bought a house!!!
adulution by TAP89 February 11, 2018

Appulation explosion 

The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )
Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !

alien abduction survivor 

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."