wears all black, works corporate, looks almost normal, comes in late with a quad-shot mocha, is very 'dark' but doesn't buy into the whole 'vampire-romantic' goth scene. technology is the 'dark master'.
by Gryfin October 10, 2003

see also wordywordybastard this is the lighter version of it. when someone just seems to go on and on usually in a blog or journal and always has some long rant that most likely makes no sense to anyone, including the person writing it all out.
by Gryfin November 05, 2005

mainly found outside of recreational sporting goods stores and in the parking lots of state parks, these vehicles are usually old & beat up station wagon types with empty cargo racks on top and empty dog gates in the back. Nobody is ever certain what the purpose of them is, but the owners are very possessive.
I love driving my sub3ru. you just wish you were cool enough to drive a piece of shitheap car and still be cool... oh yes, indeed. so if you ever want to try being that cool we should trade cause my car is all about being that cool....
by Gryfin November 07, 2005

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.
technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.
technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.
by Gryfin March 24, 2004

by Gryfin April 04, 2011

It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
by Gryfin December 30, 2011

when you are going down on a chic and you slip and do an accidental lick of her anus. it could turn into a rimjob if you keep doing it.
by Gryfin June 05, 2010
