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autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.
Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
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Atosa also Atusa is a Persian female name commonly found in Iran and in Afghan speakers of Farsi/Parsi, meaning beautiful body. Alternative spellings are: Atoosa, Atousa, or Atossa.
Atosa was the daughter of Cyrus the Great and a half-sister of Cambyses II. She later married Darius the Great and gave birth to Xerxes the Great.
Atosa by notlikethat February 6, 2010

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon from the game Starcraft 2 that is the sole pylon powering 2 or more protoss structures.
Man that terran really only needs to attack the Artosis Pylon to essentially win this game.
Artosis Pylon by Imjorman June 10, 2011

autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.
ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.
autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon powering many key structures.
I roach busted his front and he had an artosis pylon so it was an easy win.
Artosis Pylon by SovietSnipes September 25, 2011