autoshit

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

autohit

In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.

When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.

by Laurelina August 21, 2006

Auto-Shit

Word used when auto-correct fucks up multiple times in a row.

Gf:Hru??
ME:I'm doing food
ME:I meant god
ME:Fuck I meant hood
ME:Godamn auto-shit

by ElectricBoogalo February 16, 2017

autoshite

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Autoshot

When a black person fails at life.

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.

by Oroka August 4, 2009

autosnitch

Confessing or telling on oneself. Inadvertently revealing that oneself is guilty, of doing wrong.

Just watch the One in Orange, he will autosnitch, then we can arrest him easily.

by Mentiroso March 4, 2017

autoshotty

The term used as a nickname for the Benelli M4 (M1014) shotgun (also called the "XM1014") in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. The term 'autoshotty' is used because the shotgun is semi-automatic, and thus the shotgun can shoot at a higher rate of fire than that of other shotguns.

"I just got killed by a guy with an autoshotty! He's at connector."
"Can someone buy me an autoshotty? I feel like wrecking these n00bs."

by AutoSniperDude November 15, 2016