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no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

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autohit

In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.

When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.

autohit by Laurelina August 21, 2006

Related Words

autoshit • autoshite • autoshotty • autohit • Autophitry • Autoshot • autosnitch • Autosuit • auto shotgun • auto shipping

Auto-Shit

Word used when auto-correct fucks up multiple times in a row.

Gf:Hru??
ME:I'm doing food
ME:I meant god
ME:Fuck I meant hood
ME:Godamn auto-shit

Auto-Shit by ElectricBoogalo February 16, 2017

autoshite

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Autoshot

When a black person fails at life.

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.

Autoshot by Oroka August 4, 2009

autosnitch

Confessing or telling on oneself. Inadvertently revealing that oneself is guilty, of doing wrong.

Just watch the One in Orange, he will autosnitch, then we can arrest him easily.

autosnitch by Mentiroso March 4, 2017

autoshotty

The term used as a nickname for the Benelli M4 (M1014) shotgun (also called the "XM1014") in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. The term 'autoshotty' is used because the shotgun is semi-automatic, and thus the shotgun can shoot at a higher rate of fire than that of other shotguns.

"I just got killed by a guy with an autoshotty! He's at connector."
"Can someone buy me an autoshotty? I feel like wrecking these n00bs."

autoshotty by AutoSniperDude November 15, 2016

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026