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Starcraft commentator and avid lover of puns, fruit, vegetables, guinea pigs, Pokemon, and anything that remotely peaks his interest whenever he is commentating a professional live broadcast of Starcraft instead of actually, you know, talking about the game.
This dude loves vegetables and Pokemon way too much, it's making me uncomfortable.

Me too dude, reminds me of that one time I tried to watch a Starcraft match and Artosis was commentating.
Artosis by PeoplesssChamp December 6, 2010
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A StarCraft: Brood War and StarCraft II progamer and announcer that is smart, attractive, good-looking, handsome, wise, and well liked. Artosis can be used as an adjective describing someone who is an avid fan of the Zerg race.
Artosis is a balla.

Artosis just lost to a mothership rush.

Wow, that Artosis nerd is in love with Zerg and July.

Artosis gamers like to think Zerg is not overpowered.
Artosis by DIGstarcraft December 4, 2010
Popular Starcraft player and commentator and maybe the biggest fag on the planet.
Did you what GFL this year? Who was that commentator, what a fag.

His name is faggo... I mean Artosis
Artosis by SCDizzle December 1, 2010

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon from the game Starcraft 2 that is the sole pylon powering 2 or more protoss structures.
Man that terran really only needs to attack the Artosis Pylon to essentially win this game.
Artosis Pylon by Imjorman June 10, 2011

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon powering many key structures.
I roach busted his front and he had an artosis pylon so it was an easy win.
Artosis Pylon by SovietSnipes September 25, 2011

artosis pylon 

a single pylon responsible for powering all production in a protoss base.
Yo destroy that artosis pylon and its gg.
artosis pylon by sensesfail3d November 21, 2011

Artosis Pylon 

Artosis Pylon: (n) A single pylon responsible for powering all production in a protoss base.
A video where you'll be able to watch Artosis pylon in action. youtube.com/watch?v=LqLJy9b6rXI
Artosis Pylon by nyk0 October 21, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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