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Aamos is a bearded hillbilly from the Bayou. He probably has a lot of mental health problems, but is too dumb to do anything about it.
Do you know Aamos?
Yeah isn’t he the one who fought the crocodile?
aamos by A plastic fork January 16, 2019
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Aamos poika 

Aamos on pikku poika joka tykkää artjomin seksikkäästä kuvista.

Aamoksen harrastus on Tuijottaa artjomin seksikkäät kuvat 24/7

Aamos on tosi vaarallinen ihminen kannattaa varoa hän voi viettää sun neitsyyden ole varovainen.
Aamos poika: Dududu, Lets lill this love

Yes he is blackpink fan
Aamos poika by Ninachan October 30, 2019

ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friendsbut then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.
"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"
ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014
One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobbits.
Whoah who is that parading his 12 inch sub and stab wounds.
That's Aymos! Hobbits in a Tank Top!
Aymos by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

almosttoasty 

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it's not gay if it's almosttoasty
almosttoasty by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020

ahh the atmosphere 

Back in 2001, the Discovery Channel ran an advertisement where two people dressed up as meteors and discussed what they learned on the Discovery.com web site using intentionally bad acting. The commercial was pretty amusing.
Meteor A: Hello meteor.
Meteor B: Hello meteor.
Meteor A: Have you heard about the web site called Discovery.com?
Meteor B: Discovery.com is my guidebook for life. I learned how to plant an herb garden, train my dog, and cure my dandruff.
Meteor A: I learned that most meteors burn up in earth's atmostphere . . . Ahh the atmosphere. Ahhh!
Meteor B: Ahh the atmosphere. Ahhhhh . . .