ASSteroids
ASSteroids by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011
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Assteroids
A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.
Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!
Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!
Assteroids by Schmendt January 18, 2016
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Send the Asteroid!
Asking God or the Universe to destroy planet Earth to wipe out human civilization, especially when in events that lacks of moral standards.
Johnny: Hey Elizabeth, what do you for a living?
Elizabeth: I am a professional whore and a boss bitch!
Johnny: HARAM! Send the Asteroid!
Elizabeth: I am a professional whore and a boss bitch!
Johnny: HARAM! Send the Asteroid!
Send the Asteroid! by The Hidden Man of Texas January 19, 2023
Assterroids
The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.
Assterroids by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009
Asteroid
Asteroid by Super Ditsydus July 7, 2010
Hoth Asteroid Field
Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.
If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. Furthermore, the field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.
If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. Furthermore, the field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.
Hoth Asteroid Field by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004