Asstroid
That kick was an ASSTROID
Asstroid by Mystery1234567890 February 16, 2009
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Asstroid
The space rocks that fall to earth and get stuck in peoples' asses, or people who act like said space rocks.
Asstroid by Tessthemess:) November 12, 2009
Astroid Ass
When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.
Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Astroid Ass by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014
assteroid
Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.
assteroid by harry flashman July 13, 2003
ASSteroids
ASSteroids by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011
assteroid
A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
assteroid by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007
asstoids
asstoids by Isabella Cupcake Angel Kisses Nu Nu bell Princess Platypus May 13, 2008
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