4 definitions by Schmendt
Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...
Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
by Schmendt February 24, 2018
The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...
by Schmendt November 14, 2013
A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.
Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!
Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!
by Schmendt November 13, 2015
A sexual move wherein a man ejaculates into a cored potato, and gives to a woman to eat it.
Invented in Alaska and preferred among many local politicians.
Invented in Alaska and preferred among many local politicians.
by Schmendt January 29, 2011