A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.
Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science classalready designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
Cheeky but smart and love to live life to the fullest, is a friendly and funny socialite. It is never a dull moment having him around and he takes his hobbies seriously which makes him an interesting guy to chat with especially if you happen to share things in common. Fond of getting and giving attention when he is up for good times and making his loved ones happy. Otherwise he would enjoy a quiet moment studying about things of his personal interest.
Having an asraf is what you need when you arebored and looking for a new hobby.
Asbah is the person who will always be there for you.
Asbah means purity of water, morning & picturesque; it has an Arabic origin. She’s open-hearted, adorable and filled with love. If you are in contact with an asbah, cherish & take care of them because you don’t want to lose them.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).