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We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!
by belmug October 17, 2003
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To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.
Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!
by The Kentucky Yankee May 13, 2005
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An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).
Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!
by urmommycock August 03, 2011
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Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.
Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.
by MJM27 November 17, 2009
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