AJones

Not the Infowars dude. Ajoneses are obese nobs who walk around disrespecting and purposely shoulder barging those in the years above, which is a sign of their severe lack of respect. AJoneses are complete Betas but they pretend to be hard, but in reality they have no friends and exist for the sole purpose of being massive pricks. If the parents of AJonses could see what their children would grow up to be, they would go and buy a pack of extra thick condoms right away in order to prevent the births of such degenerates into the world.

Random guy 1: What the hell? That human chode just barged into me
Random guy 2: Yes, he is such an AJones, everyone hates him. I have never seen him with a friend; he just loiters around the corridors and assaults people
Random guy 1: What a prick!

by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018

ALONESTAR

Awesome London Based Rapper , music producer Jethro Alonestar Sheeran, god like flow with Amazing writing abilities. Also cousin of Ed sheeran.

Jethro Alonestar Sheeran

by Sheeranwarrior May 4, 2013

AloneSword

the first person to eat 800 million swords in a day and is a legendary roblox player and his name is kinda rare.

AloneSword is epic

by anonymous August 14, 2021

Atones

The word "bummer" misspelled using T9 word text format on some mobile carriers.

Also as a synonym for the word "bummer" - not cool, lame, "that sucks", etc.

Emily: "Dude! I have a double exam in French tomorrow!"

Justin: "Atones, dude!"

by J_dog April 27, 2008

Abonesian

When your best freind tries reading the word "Abominations" from your Social Studies book but he is autistic and says Abonesians. Also a group of homies which we sleep with and spend our time with.

Nigger 1: Are you an Abonesian?
Nigger 2: Yea bro.
Nigger 1: Lets sleep together

by GetsNoBishes March 9, 2022

Pulling a Jones

When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.

When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones

by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020

abonese

Any person of asian decent who spends an extended ammount of time in the sun without sun protection. Thus developing a dark tan giving them the appearance of an aboriginal. reffer also to japoriginal

hear about heng si she went to bondi and came back to china looking abonese. what a silly bitch.

by congus January 6, 2008