A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.
Yo, that guy pulled an A-Jones.
by Johny Oobla October 13, 2006
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
by Merk Red December 20, 2005
The last name "Jones" loosely translates to Fucking Savages in every language.
by koalasnuggles March 9, 2016
stop joning on my young shirt
by sheek September 24, 2003
Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
She's been jonesin him for months.
He's got a major jones for her.
by JediAndi April 4, 2003
a crazy black gurl. has a lot of fun. she is always lost in her own lil world.has a funny, crazy, weird personality. is very goofy and loves to hang out wit her friends. has a very big heart filled with all kinds of things but doesnt know hw 2 use it. jus like her brain. LOVES 2 dance and also dance crazy. hangs out wit people her age all the time. doesnt like 2 hurt peoples feelings and feels bad when she does.likes to feel older.WANTS TO BE TREATED OLDER. veryyyy stuburn especially wen it comes 2 money even wen she owes som1 bac.very pretty and like 2 show her figure through clothes.tight clothes. also show off her goddies.can be scary at times.loves to shop but with a lot of money.loves to go places.VERY VERY VERY CLUMSY CANT STAND UP WORTH A D#*N. lazyy.wants freedom at her home.a semi-freak needs help 2 be freaky or at least try 2 tlk it.LIKES TO HAVE FUNN AND IS VERY FUNNY AND GOES CRAZY WEN PEOPLE GET HURT REAL BAD. CAN BE VERY ANGER AT POINTS.
I HAVE A VERY CRAZY SISTER WHO STAY LOST, U NO IT GOTTA BE A JONEE
by FUSSY FUSSY December 31, 2011
It's a basque name which means passionate, sensitive and outgoing. If your name is Jone you're probably warm-hearted and you're always helping those who need you.
I'm going to visit Jone tomorrow, she is in the hospital.
by realdictionaryacademy December 18, 2016