Alonesbian

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One who prefers to be alone and date no one or themself.

The dating game is so horrible I prefer to be an alonesbian and date myself.

Alonesbian by DarkMatter616 April 27, 2023

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ALONESBIAN

A person or individual who is okay with being alone. Female or male can be an Alonesbian it has no age as long as you okay with yourself and being by yourself

I just found out I am and Alonesbian

I been an Alonesbian for many years

ALONESBIAN by IM the creator of ALONESBIAN August 2, 2023

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Related Words

Alonesbian • Abonesian • Arlenesbian

Abonesian

When your best freind tries reading the word "Abominations" from your Social Studies book but he is autistic and says Abonesians. Also a group of homies which we sleep with and spend our time with.

Nigger 1: Are you an Abonesian?
Nigger 2: Yea bro.
Nigger 1: Lets sleep together

Abonesian by GetsNoBishes March 9, 2022

Arlenesbian

When you're a lesbian only for Arlene's

Stephanie: "You're not even a lesbian, why are you dating her?"
Jackie: "I'M ARLENESBIAN!"

Arlenesbian by JAMS2000 March 20, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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