While watching a show recorded on a DVR (Tivo, etc), repeatedly forgetting to fast-forward past the advertisements because you forget you're not watching live TV.
"Dude, do you have adnesia or something? This is the third time we're watching the commercials. It's Tivo, skip ahead!"
A form of temporary memory loss whereby the sufferer forgets which television program is being watched as a result viewing a long series of back to back commercials.
When your best freind tries readingthe word "Abominations" from your Social Studies book but he is autistic and says Abonesians. Also a group of homies which we sleep with and spend our time with.
Nigger 1: Are you an Abonesian?
Nigger 2: Yea bro.
Nigger 1: Lets sleep together
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.