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to self-yeet
yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window
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ABSCK abscond Abuck abscess abscissa absconce aback Abackle-Ackle ABCK absack
Acronym for "Another boring shaved cunt." Popularized by the website guesshermuff.blogspot.com due to the large number of muffless entries.
"I would love this chick till she died. Then love her in the afterlife."

"No way. absc."
absc by stallion90210 October 31, 2011
1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.
abscond by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

Taken Aback 

One of the hazards faced in days of sailing ships has been incorporated into English to describe someone who has been jolted by unpleasant news. We say that person has been "taken aback." The person is at a momentary loss; unable to act or even to speak. A danger faced by sailing ships was for a sudden shift in wind to come up (from a sudden squall), blowing the sails back against the masts, putting the ship in grave danger of having the masts break off and rendering the ship totally helpless. The ship was taken aback.
He was taken aback with the bad news.
Taken Aback by One old man September 4, 2010

Abscondiscated 

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.
He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.
Abscondiscated by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016
"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."
abscess by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004