A.D.S.

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A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.

Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.

Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.

A.D.S. by Mizz R.O.Y.(alty) March 7, 2010

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a.d.s.

Asian Dick Sindrom. aisians have small wangs. it is because of the a.d.s

there is no asian with a dick larger than 3 inches

a.d.s. by C wizz February 20, 2003

A.D.S

Attention Deficit, SQUIRREL. A person who has such a bad case of ADD, that everytime they see a squirrel they have to announce it and look at it for a few seconds before they can finish their sentence.

Boy 1: Sorry man I have such bad A.D.S

Boy 2: Aw man so do, SQUIRREL, I

A.D.S by What,huh June 22, 2011

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A.D.S

A.D.S (Aim Down Sights) is when a man holds his penis to take a piss.

"Hold on boys, I got to go take an A.D.S real quick"

A.D.S by TisJustice December 31, 2020

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A.D.S.R.S

Short for : Autistic-Down-Syndromic-Retardation-Syndrome

Bill: Yo I heard your mom gave birth to a baby with A.D.S.R.S...
Bobbo: PLz STFU. I don't need to be reminded

A.D.S.R.S by Super MONkey I fucking drunk January 25, 2018

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a.d.s.o

a dick sucking obsession

"you litteraly have a.d.s.o"

a.d.s.o by v0r4 December 23, 2023

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D.A.D.S.

Stands for Day After Drinking Shit. Is characterized by its generally darker appearance and pungent stink after a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, friday night I drank so much! Saturday morning I woke up and had to take the biggest D.A.D.S., it was rank!"

D.A.D.S. by E-moneyz January 22, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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