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B.A.D.S. 

phonetically pronounced ('badz), the acronym stands for Boot And Dump Stain. It is created when one person projectile vomits and defecates upon another person (presumably in retaliation for some offense), creating an unmistakable residue. Often, receiving a B.A.D.S. will induce one to vomit and/or defecate upon oneself. It is the ultimate insult in any situation.
Just once I'd love to give my boss the ol' B.A.D.S., before I quit.
B.A.D.S. by Phats December 15, 2008
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An acronym for Big Ass Draws. A form of ladies underwear, large in size, typically worn during a woman's menstrual cycle or during times where a string up her ass is not comforting.
Girl #1: I can't wear yoga pants today.

Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Aunt Flow came last night, so I gotta wear my b.a.d.s.
b.a.d.s by BestAnonEver July 14, 2011

B.L.A.D.'s

20 inch or larger chrome car wheel rims.
Big pimpin' on B.L.A.D.'s
Jay-Z
B.L.A.D.'s by Mozaic August 20, 2006
When a girl is being a salty dumb-ass bitch.
Our S.D.A.B of the day is Tonya
S.D.A.B by Dejaysmith March 9, 2015

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome 

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks
"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome
G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.
Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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