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B.A.D.S. 

phonetically pronounced ('badz), the acronym stands for Boot And Dump Stain. It is created when one person projectile vomits and defecates upon another person (presumably in retaliation for some offense), creating an unmistakable residue. Often, receiving a B.A.D.S. will induce one to vomit and/or defecate upon oneself. It is the ultimate insult in any situation.
Just once I'd love to give my boss the ol' B.A.D.S., before I quit.
B.A.D.S. by Phats December 15, 2008
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An acronym for Big Ass Draws. A form of ladies underwear, large in size, typically worn during a woman's menstrual cycle or during times where a string up her ass is not comforting.
Girl #1: I can't wear yoga pants today.

Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Aunt Flow came last night, so I gotta wear my b.a.d.s.
b.a.d.s by BestAnonEver July 14, 2011

B.L.A.D.'s

20 inch or larger chrome car wheel rims.
B.L.A.D.'s by Mozaic August 20, 2006
When a girl is being a salty dumb-ass bitch.
Our S.D.A.B of the day is Tonya
S.D.A.B by Dejaysmith March 9, 2015

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome 

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks
"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome
G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.
Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.