D.A.D.S.

Stands for Day After Drinking Shit. Is characterized by its generally darker appearance and pungent stink after a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, friday night I drank so much! Saturday morning I woke up and had to take the biggest D.A.D.S., it was rank!"

by E-moneyz January 22, 2009

D.A.D.S.

Day after drinking shits

Max: I’ve been in the bathroom all morning after last night.
Casey: Oh you must have the D.A.D.S.
Max: What?

Casey: Day after drinking shits

by anthony2113 November 06, 2017

D.A.D.S

Also known as the day after drinking shits. After a night of drinking you wake up to find your self uncontrollably shitting on the toilet multiple times a day. You most likely had fun the night before so who cares.

Example: "She was out drinking all of last night and got wasted. Now she's on the toilet. Must be the D.A.D.S."

by PPlicker69 October 05, 2016

D.A.D.S

Stands for Drugs Alcohol Dancing and Sex. Basically the 4 key components for a kickass night.

Dude 1: You going to that club this weekend? I heard its has drugs, alcohol, the best music and hot chicks.
Dude 2: Hell Yeah! We're gonna D.A.D.S it up!

by yatusabesz September 15, 2012

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

D.A.D.S.

D- day
A- after

D- drinking
S- shits
Aggressive explosive diarrhea that burns your ass hole the morning after extreme intoxication.

POV: your sprinting ass cheeks clinched

“What’s wrong?!!”

“The D.A.D.S. are hitting”

by November 21, 2021

D.A.D.S.

Day After Drinking Shits. These are the shits that range from manageable to god awful the day after drinking, many times they’re diarrhea based, but constipation is also possible.

Person 1: Dude my D.A.D.S. were awful today, I couldn’t leave the toilet.

Person 2: Damn bro I haven’t even been able to shit

by Chuck BassssaB kcuhC March 13, 2021