A.D.S 

Attention Deficit, SQUIRREL. A person who has such a bad case of ADD, that everytime they see a squirrel they have to announce it and look at it for a few seconds before they can finish their sentence.

Boy 1: Sorry man I have such bad A.D.S

Boy 2: Aw man so do, SQUIRREL, I

A.D.S by What,huh June 22, 2011

A.D.S 

A.D.S (Aim Down Sights) is when a man holds his penis to take a piss.

"Hold on boys, I got to go take an A.D.S real quick"

A.D.S by TisJustice December 31, 2020

A.D.S.

A.D.S. stands for Addicted Dick Sucker for people of the female persuasion that enjoy to suck cocks and the yum-tastic flavor that "cums" from the average female whore's pastime of slobbering away on pork swords.

Person 1: That bitch be sucking on my Big Rick every minute she get.

Person 2: Shit, that's some pure A.D.S. right thur.

A.D.S. by Mizz R.O.Y.(alty) March 7, 2010

a.d.s.

Asian Dick Sindrom. aisians have small wangs. it is because of the a.d.s

there is no asian with a dick larger than 3 inches

a.d.s. by C wizz February 20, 2003

A.D.S.R.S 

Short for : Autistic-Down-Syndromic-Retardation-Syndrome

Bill: Yo I heard your mom gave birth to a baby with A.D.S.R.S...
Bobbo: PLz STFU. I don't need to be reminded

A.D.S.R.S by Super MONkey I fucking drunk January 25, 2018

a.d.s.o 

a dick sucking obsession

"you litteraly have a.d.s.o"

a.d.s.o by v0r4 December 23, 2023

D.A.D.S. 

Stands for Day After Drinking Shit. Is characterized by its generally darker appearance and pungent stink after a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, friday night I drank so much! Saturday morning I woke up and had to take the biggest D.A.D.S., it was rank!"

D.A.D.S. by E-moneyz January 22, 2009