A sploge 

Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.

Oi Ibi with the kids you are a sploge

A sploge by Theboiboi June 29, 2019

your head a splode 

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."

Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

your head a splode by Vee Are Are Schee February 12, 2004

a splode 

Slang for "explode" or "(has) exploded". This is more dramatic than "explode", and it usually implies a comic value. Originated on Homestarruner.com in the Strong Bad Zone or possibly on Neopets.

World War 2 has ended. Hiroshima a splode.

a splode by Kazyan October 7, 2006

a splode 

1. What happens to your head when it is hit by a perplexing geometric figure.
2. The catch-phrase of Strong Bad Zone

Your head a splode.

a splode by Beaker February 10, 2004

a'splode 

To explode, like a bomb. Usually involves fragmentation.

Bob's head a'sploded like a watermelon with a bomb in it.

a'splode by travismick November 1, 2007

splooge-a-muffin

When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.

To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.

To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).

Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!

My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.

Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.

splooge-a-muffin by The SunMan November 22, 2011

Spooge-a-matic 

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

Spooge-a-matic by Octothorpe May 3, 2005