Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.
Slang for "explode" or "(has) exploded". This is more dramatic than "explode", and it usually implies a comic value. Originated on Homestarruner.com in the Strong Bad Zone or possibly on Neopets.
When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.
To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.
To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).
Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!
My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.
Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.