Octothorpe's definitions

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

Caliversal

Like universal, but pertaining only to California.

Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.

by Octothorpe September 17, 2005

Bitch-fire

Any form of anger directed at you after you piss-off a woman.

I told her the pants made her ass look ginormous. It was nothing but Bitch-fire after that.

by Octothorpe September 2, 2005