kirby

1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.

2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.

3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.
1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!

2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.

3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!
by Kazyan July 15, 2006
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pikachu

A misunderstood yellow rat-like creature that often shows up on the show pokemon. We can all agree that if he wasn't portrayed in a manner that looked like a 4-year old's imagination and if people could actually understand what he was saying, his cool points would total around that of Nickelback. His abilities include emitting powerful electric shocks. Recenlty he has attempeted to get his name changed to Brandon.
"Pika Pika!"

"Pikachu says that he hates the director of pokemon and would like to take a shotgun to his head."
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
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a splode

Slang for "explode" or "(has) exploded". This is more dramatic than "explode", and it usually implies a comic value. Originated on Homestarruner.com in the Strong Bad Zone or possibly on Neopets.
World War 2 has ended. Hiroshima a splode.
by Kazyan October 07, 2006
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HUEG

Intentional misspelling of "huge" for comic effect and emphasis. It means the same thing as huge, but can have additional connotations to it; see example.

The pronunciation of HUEG is unclear. Four possible pronunciations are <hyooj>, <hyoog>, <hoog> and <hwayg>.
1.
Person A. D00d, I has a HUEG paper 2 rite 4 english clas T_T T_T T_T
Person B. You're gonna fail.

2.
C. I thought all the HUEG guys could crash through walls in this game.
by Kazyan March 11, 2008
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pwnsome

An adjective in the language of chatspeak/1337speak that means to have the ability to regularly pwn, or to simply be extremely cool. See also awesome.
"Dude, your forum avatar is pwnsome!"
by Kazyan July 22, 2006
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throttle

The act of cuasing injury to a victim or otherwise cuasing harm. Normally done with blunt objects or with bare hands. Throttling is a common act among gangsters. See also Pwn and smash
"You get any closer to my computer and I'm going to throttle you!"
by Kazyan July 12, 2006
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safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).
"Safety scissors are comletely useless."
by Kazyan July 14, 2006
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