Spooge-a-matic Share definition Flag Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare. OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now. Spooge-a-matic by Octothorpe May 3, 2005 Get the Spooge-a-matic mug.