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A.S.T.C. 

All Students Take Calculus!! Duh! What were you thinking?

It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.
Teacher: Any ideas for mnemonic devices to remember A.S.T.C?
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!

Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.

**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"

**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.
A.S.T.C. by Jack and Diane March 14, 2017
After Sex Throw Condom
Mnemonic device to remember which quadrants give positive values for trigonometric ratios.

Going anticlockwise from 1st, All Sine Tan Cos corresponds to quadrants 1,2,3 and 4 where each one is positive.
How do I remember where they are positive?
Just remember A.S.T.C - After Sex Throw Condom and you'll benefit twice.
A.S.T.C by redblackkeychain February 8, 2024

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. 

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

a e s t h e t i c 

The art movement related to and used in the vaporwave music clips.
Dude, the a e s t h e t i c s of this S I M P S O N W A V E video is thicc.
a e s t h e t i c by DSCH May 22, 2018

A.S.P.C.T.S. 

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats
A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim
Stronger Than All Crew;

A Hardcore Crew From california, Not just a Crew But a Family.

Family Protecting Family.

Close Friends and Family.



Not like most crews who run their mouths or look for trouble.
S.T.A.C is Hard as Fuck
S.T.A.C by XdannyX March 5, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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