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A.S.T.C. 

Stands for "All Sluts Take Cock". An acronym for remembering the trignometric circle.
Billy: Sir, I don't remember which quadrants cosine is positive in.
Teacher: Remember A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock?
Billy: Ohh yeahhhh, quadrants 1 & 4!
A.S.T.C. by Combi May 3, 2008

A.S.T.C. 

All Students Take Calculus!! Duh! What were you thinking?

It also stands for All, Sine, Tangent, and Cosine. But All Students Take Calculus works as a great mnemonic device.
Teacher: Any ideas for mnemonic devices to remember A.S.T.C?
**Class stares blankly
Teacher: Well, the way I learned it was All Students Take Calculus. There is also this really nasty one that I can't tell you. And if you figure it out and said it aloud I will give you a detention!!

Student A: Tell us please!!!!!
Teacher: No, I don't want to lose my job.

**10 minutes passes
**Student B turns to Student A with a calculator and a little piece of paper in it. Student A Opens this piece of paper and it reads:
"A.S.T.C. - All Sluts Take Cock - I dunno if this is right but I tried"

**Student A Breaks out into laughter and falls out of her chair.
A.S.T.C. by Jack and Diane March 14, 2017

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. 

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

a e s t h e t i c 

The art movement related to and used in the vaporwave music clips.
Dude, the a e s t h e t i c s of this S I M P S O N W A V E video is thicc.
a e s t h e t i c by DSCH May 22, 2018

A.S.P.C.T.S. 

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats
A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim
Stronger Than All Crew;

A Hardcore Crew From california, Not just a Crew But a Family.

Family Protecting Family.

Close Friends and Family.



Not like most crews who run their mouths or look for trouble.
S.T.A.C by XdannyX March 5, 2009