996ing

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Verb, gerund
Working 9 AM - 9 PM 6 days a week.

Popular in hustle culture. Originated from Alibaba and Chinese tech culture.

When you’re not 996ing, take a breath and meditate like a total girl boss.

996ing by TheBigSmooth25 October 24, 2025

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96ing

96ing is when you and your partner sleep in a opposite parallel position, clothed, each facing outward to their respected sides In order to avoid all sexual contact with the other, what so ever, while sleeping and/or reposing in the same bed.

yes, bill and I were 96ing, it was the awkwardest not-fucking experience I've had since I was 16 trying to court various cheerleaders.

96ing by witionary April 29, 2011

Related Words

996ing • 96ing • 99ing

96ing

opposite of a 69. Requires 2 people to rub each others anus towards the back of the person's head.

Tom: that 96ing positions felt akward last night

Karla: Yeah, the back of my head smell like poop

96ing by Crzycoco April 13, 2010

96ing

69ing, but for 96-year olds.

"OMG"

96ing

96ing by mynameisweeple November 16, 2011

96ing

when you and a sexual partner are both using a double sided dildo at the same time, ass to ass.

"damn bro, im never 96ing again, that made my ass hurt so much"

96ing by delibuns May 12, 2021

96ing

the act of reverse 69ing, where the couple rubs their assholes off the back of eachothers heads

Billy: my hair was filled with poo particles after 96ing with Sarah last night!

96ing by clunge88 June 6, 2011

99ing

The act of editing players and teams on your brand new sports video game (NCAA Football 09, NBA Live 2K9, Madden 09, etc.) and making every single attribute, of every single player on your favorite team, a perfect 99. Performed by a 99er.

Billy: I just got the new madden! Wanna come over and play me?

Tom: No way! I know you spent all night 99ing the steelers!

99ing by AA is god February 4, 2009

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026