996ing

Verb, gerund
Working 9 AM - 9 PM 6 days a week.

Popular in hustle culture. Originated from Alibaba and Chinese tech culture.

When you’re not 996ing, take a breath and meditate like a total girl boss.

by TheBigSmooth25 October 24, 2025

96ing

96ing is when you and your partner sleep in a opposite parallel position, clothed, each facing outward to their respected sides In order to avoid all sexual contact with the other, what so ever, while sleeping and/or reposing in the same bed.

yes, bill and I were 96ing, it was the awkwardest not-fucking experience I've had since I was 16 trying to court various cheerleaders.

by witionary April 29, 2011

96ing

opposite of a 69. Requires 2 people to rub each others anus towards the back of the person's head.

Tom: that 96ing positions felt akward last night

Karla: Yeah, the back of my head smell like poop

by Crzycoco April 13, 2010

96ing

69ing, but for 96-year olds.

"OMG"

96ing

by mynameisweeple November 16, 2011

96ing

when you and a sexual partner are both using a double sided dildo at the same time, ass to ass.

"damn bro, im never 96ing again, that made my ass hurt so much"

by delibuns May 12, 2021

96ing

the act of reverse 69ing, where the couple rubs their assholes off the back of eachothers heads

Billy: my hair was filled with poo particles after 96ing with Sarah last night!

by clunge88 June 6, 2011

99ing

The act of editing players and teams on your brand new sports video game (NCAA Football 09, NBA Live 2K9, Madden 09, etc.) and making every single attribute, of every single player on your favorite team, a perfect 99. Performed by a 99er.

Billy: I just got the new madden! Wanna come over and play me?

Tom: No way! I know you spent all night 99ing the steelers!

by AA is god February 4, 2009