99ing

The act of editing players and teams on your brand new sports video game (NCAA Football 09, NBA Live 2K9, Madden 09, etc.) and making every single attribute, of every single player on your favorite team, a perfect 99. Performed by a 99er.

Billy: I just got the new madden! Wanna come over and play me?

Tom: No way! I know you spent all night 99ing the steelers!

by AA is god February 4, 2009

99ing

Fucking while spooning

I just straight up let him 99 me. What's 99ing?

by FinalMac February 15, 2020

96ing

96ing is when you and your partner sleep in a opposite parallel position, clothed, each facing outward to their respected sides In order to avoid all sexual contact with the other, what so ever, while sleeping and/or reposing in the same bed.

yes, bill and I were 96ing, it was the awkwardest not-fucking experience I've had since I was 16 trying to court various cheerleaders.

by witionary April 29, 2011

9ing

1. to be tripping on nutmeg taken in pill form
2. to be listening to music by tech n9ne

nick: whoa dude...what the hell is happening?
hank: i dont know man, we 9inggg hahaa

adam: dude look at that car, its totally bumpin
timmy: i know man, can you hear those beats? they must be 9in

by shophie December 22, 2008

96ing

opposite of a 69. Requires 2 people to rub each others anus towards the back of the person's head.

Tom: that 96ing positions felt akward last night

Karla: Yeah, the back of my head smell like poop

by Crzycoco April 13, 2010

96ing

69ing, but for 96-year olds.

"OMG"

96ing

by mynameisweeple November 16, 2011

96ing

when you and a sexual partner are both using a double sided dildo at the same time, ass to ass.

"damn bro, im never 96ing again, that made my ass hurt so much"

by delibuns May 12, 2021