Definitions by TheBigSmooth25
Enterprise value
noun
the sum of all shareholder value of a business equaling its market value.
usage notes
Used by venture capitalist bros and C-suite Gs as justification to corral others to follow their pre-determined decisions.
the sum of all shareholder value of a business equaling its market value.
usage notes
Used by venture capitalist bros and C-suite Gs as justification to corral others to follow their pre-determined decisions.
"Just buy our own merch to make revenue go up this month! It's good for enterprise value."
"I need you to invest $1.5b by Friday so we don't go bankrupt. Do it for the enterprise value. Ride the J baby!"
"I need you to invest $1.5b by Friday so we don't go bankrupt. Do it for the enterprise value. Ride the J baby!"
Enterprise value by TheBigSmooth25 May 15, 2026
Low beta
adjective
(of a startup) having lower risk but also perceived lower return.
Used by venture capitalists to justify passing on awesome companies that aren't within a trend so they can instead invest billions into FTX and watch it go bankrupt.
(of a startup) having lower risk but also perceived lower return.
Used by venture capitalists to justify passing on awesome companies that aren't within a trend so they can instead invest billions into FTX and watch it go bankrupt.
Low beta by TheBigSmooth25 May 12, 2026
Grep
verb
1. to search.
2. to search without understanding
Originally referencing a Unix command, AI agents report doing this all the time, non-stop.
1. to search.
2. to search without understanding
Originally referencing a Unix command, AI agents report doing this all the time, non-stop.
Grep by TheBigSmooth25 March 13, 2026
Riding the J
Idiom
Riding the J curve. Refers to a business that is losing money purposefully to make lots of money later.
Riding the J curve. Refers to a business that is losing money purposefully to make lots of money later.
Riding the J by TheBigSmooth25 January 29, 2026