8.1 

Esfand's humongous d*ck

"Jinny likes 8.1"
"Did you see Esfand's boner? It must be atleast 8.1"

8.1 by katoichigo January 23, 2021

Windows 8.1 

It's Windows 8 but usable and actually good and gets even better with Windows 8.1 Update 1. The start button is back, there's now an all apps view on the start screen, search just searches (before it took you to a different screen, and you had to select what category you were searching in, now it's just a bar that shows up on the right side of the screen and searches everywhere by default), you can boot directly to desktop without going to start, you can use your desktop wallpaper on start, and much more plus more is still being added. You also get used to the metro interface and if you don't like it, Microsoft is adding the old start menu back in Windows 8.1 Update 2. However, it still feels like a beta and Windows 9 will probably be the next god-tier OS like Windows XP and 7, but it's a step in the right direction and feels like you're using a PC and not a tablet.

Windows 7 user: Windows 8 sucks
Windows 8 user: Yeah I want to downgrade to Windows 7
Windows 8.1 user: Why haven't either of you upgraded to 8.1 yet?
Linux user: Why are you guys still using Windows?

Windows 8.1 by blue_orange July 10, 2014

Ale 8-1 

A soft drink only sold in Kentucky, quite possibly the best soda ever made.

I'm going to Kentucky to drink about 5 skillion Ale 8-1's and achieve nirvanna.

Ale 8-1 by Alex Rogers March 4, 2005

Ale-8-1 

A fruity, ginger-flavored soft drink/pop popular in the Upper South that has a high amount of caffeine and a distinctive flavor. It is considered a ginger ale. Manufactured in Winchester, Kentucky, Ale-8-1 got its name as the result of a contest in the 1920s and refers to "a late one," as in those days many people drank a soft drink at night before bed to settle their stomachs. Also featured in the Cameron Crow 2005 film, Elizabethtown. Available through the company store but only sold in the Upper South in stores.

"I couldn't get any Diet Ale-8-1 in Dayton, so I had to drive an hour to Kentucky to buy some. They only have the full-sugar version in Dayton (Ohio)."

Ale-8-1 by Marthakay December 14, 2005

Windows Phone 8.1 

A major update to the mobile operating system Windows Phone 8 released in the first half of 2014. The update brings Windows Phone closer to the standards set by Android and iOS with features such as Cortana (a personal assistant), Swype keyboard and notifications/actions centre raising the standard of the Windows Phone experience

Guy: You respond to my texts quicker now, why's that?"
Girl: Upgraded to Windows Phone 8.1. The Notifications Centre and Swype keyboard allow me to respond quicker :)

Windows Phone 8.1 by Lumiosity July 18, 2014

3.8.1 

I love you.

Boy: 3.8.1 Baby.
Girl: Awww I love you too!

3.8.1 by LolzOnYourFace August 12, 2011

LOAD''*'',8,1 

The command that you had to type in to load and play a video game on the COMMODORE 64 computer. This term was made famous by the Angry Video Game Nerd and is know used by only the most knowable nerds as a term for playing video games.

Mike: Man this video game is old.
James: Why do you say that?
Mike: Because you got to type in "LOAD''*'',8,1" before you play it.

LOAD''*'',8,1 by Videogame Scholar August 19, 2011