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A Twitch streamer who is known for playing a variety of games such as World of Warcraft, Madden, Final Fantasy, GTA V, and more. He is a co-founder of the gaming organization OTK. He is a sexy burly man who can clear Blackwing Lair with the fury his tremendous beard. The living definition of manliness.
Roxanne: See Mike if you were as manly as Esfand I wouldn’t need to sit on the dryer all day.
Mike: Right back at you Roxy.
Esfand by Janribet October 3, 2021
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An expression used to refer to a person who based their entire personality on being good at a specific thing, but gets exposed to be a fraud when put to the test in front of an audience.
Wow you're such an Esfand, you said you're good at this for years but even beginners are gapping you.
Esfand by DOPADOWN January 19, 2025
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Esfandtv 

When you like to talk about things that you will never do and you keep on talking about it.
Hi, my name is Esfandtv
I need to...
I want to...
I could do...
I will play Majoras Mask.
Esfandtv by HiMyNameIsEsfand December 20, 2021

esfandiyar 

Esfandiyār is a male's name in Iran. He was a legendary Iranian hero and is best known from the tragic story of a battle with Rostam described in Ferdowsi's epic Shahnameh. Esfandiyār was invulnerable in all of his body except for his eyes, somehow like Achille, the Greek's hero.
"that man is so strong. It's nearly impossible to hurt him."
"That's exactly why he's called Esfandiyar!!"
esfandiyar by Dokhte Esfandiyar January 24, 2018

escandalo 

Idiomatic onomatopean broken spanish exclamation aiming at provoking a reaction, guilt, or irony in the interlocutor
- I slept with your ex boyfriend Jason.

- No way !
- (on the side) Escandalo.
escandalo by @socialhoe February 28, 2019
Word of the Day on May 18, 2023

Espandick 

When you try to type spanish but can't type for shit and end up typing in random caps and lots of wrong spelling is the result. Happens in texting when someone acts like a clown.
Messages:
-"truck drivers make tons of cash cus of the risks"

-"Yeh tEnog un TiO driber q le hiCeiron roBbed ante"

-"Deja el pinche Espandick"
Espandick by Disgusting aagav March 26, 2020

essandro 

Your such an essandro
essandro by Mya Ash April 18, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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