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5’8 girls
The best height for girls by far. They are tall but still shorter than the average man. They are perfect for kissing because they are close to your face. They typically have perfect bodies. Long legs, but not too long, skinny, and nice butts. They typically are confident because they have to learn earlier on to love their height although they aren’t super tall, but usually feel that way growing up.
Damn did you see that girl who just walked by? Her body is perfect she looks about 5’8. 5’8 girls are hot asf.
5’8 girls by xoxo your bitch 😎 September 8, 2019
Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8
Farnsworth is a bitchass school , everyone there either two faced or slow and retarded. this school wackk like on god , everyone there they got clout lmfaoo. the popular girls always tryna help new kids with they schedule and give a good impression.
someone new : needs help with schedule at farnsworth
popular girl : I'll help , being nice to them .
Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 means people think they have clout .
popular girl : I'll help , being nice to them .
Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 means people think they have clout .
Farnsworth Aerospace 5-8 by imallexx's wife November 7, 2019
5-8
A group of losers who are going nowhere in life. They will have no future, no friends, no fun. The 3 essentials of life.
a person below 5’8
the only emotions these females have is anger.it’s really terrifying meeting them irl after you talked to them on discord for literal years.because you’re not used to seeing an ant talk to you.overall cool people.
“dude wtf is wrong with that girl? why is she so mad?”
“don’t pay attention she’s just a person below 5’8”
“don’t pay attention she’s just a person below 5’8”
a person below 5’8 by Sensei- July 21, 2021
5 & 5/8
It is a term commonly heard on construction sites to discreatly mention an attractive woman walking by or in the area.
Hey Jay is that 5 & 5/8 ?
O Ya its definatly 5 5/8 !!
Are you sure it kinda looks like a 5 & 1/8 or maybe a 1/2 , I dont know its hard to see from here.
O Ya its definatly 5 5/8 !!
Are you sure it kinda looks like a 5 & 1/8 or maybe a 1/2 , I dont know its hard to see from here.
5 & 5/8 by xlovegroups January 16, 2009
5’8
5’8 is a GAY height. If you’re a man and you say you’re 5’8 I’m just gonna automatically assume you’ve sucked dick before - @petworthot on twt
5’8 by therealdojacat July 29, 2021
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