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Used as a way to describe a straight or homosexual person, typically a closeted gay male who’s opinions and views don’t matter.
Dude, did you hear that Jonathan is 5’8?

I knew he was fruity the moment he collaborated with pop star Dua Lipa!
5’8 by LobaIsBreedable July 28, 2021
A group of losers who are going nowhere in life. They will have no future, no friends, no fun. The 3 essentials of life.
"theres seriously like 5-8 of you losers that join together and you think you have the whole fucking house behind you. GUESS WHAT THIS HOUSE HAS CHANGED....WE'RE SOCIAL, WE LIKE GIRLS."
5-8 by 7:55 February 26, 2013

5’8” 

a GAY height. Any man who says he’s 5’8” is automatically assumed to have sucked dick before.
“how tall are you?”
“5’8””
oh. that’s gay.”
5’8” by nothankyougonow July 28, 2021
Five eight stands for two inseparable friends , five eight originated in jail systems but is often heard amongst the streets , a five eight will ride or die , it’s more then a friendship , its a family of two
Least My five eights got me , they know the go , solid people don’t exist no more , but my five eight won’t brake 5/8
5/8 by Emceetrips February 18, 2021

5’8” 

5’8” is a gay height. If you’re a man and you say you’re 5’8” I’m just gonna automatically assume you’ve sucked sick before.
Hello my name is DaBaby and I’m 5’8”
5’8” by iinnfinity July 28, 2021

5’8 girls 

The best height for girls by far. They are tall but still shorter than the average man. They are perfect for kissing because they are close to your face. They typically have perfect bodies. Long legs, but not too long, skinny, and nice butts. They typically are confident because they have to learn earlier on to love their height although they aren’t super tall, but usually feel that way growing up.
Damn did you see that girl who just walked by? Her body is perfect she looks about 5’8. 5’8 girls are hot asf.
5’8 girls by xoxo your bitch 😎 September 8, 2019
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