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4Channers

The guardians of all things holy and unholy. The creators of the biggest lies and the most sacred of truths. The keepers of the secrets of the internet. At time they have been known to exhibit the greatest cruelty, at others times, mercy.

Their temple is is the website 4chan. It operates much like a county, with various boards acting as states. Sometimes they are at war, sometimes at peace. When necessary, however, they unite to form a nearly unbeatable and unconquerable army- the anonymous army. Their ranks are comprised of people from all walks of life. Hackers, programmers, porn enthusiasts, poets, artists and every other type of person you imagine comprise the army. It is written in a prophecy, created on the first version of notepad, locked deep away on a flash drive in Lawrence G. Roberts desk, that when the very existence of the internet is threatened, the anonymous army will come forth to deliver salvation.
Jesus and Satan are to humanity as 4channers are to the internet
by ----**ANONYMOUS**----- September 7, 2009
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4channel

"Woah! This 4chan page is sure fun! But i fucking hate porn!"
"Lol just use 4channel"
"Tanks"
by Fgyjt March 16, 2022
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4channed

The process of temporarily hijacking a thread with pictures relating to the quoted section of the post you are posting funny but relevant pictures in response to the OP, (Original post). Such temporary hijacking of the thread in question is done with the intention of allowing the thread to continue on along it's regular course. You did it for the Lulz, and nothing more.
<pictures of funny random crap that is in anyway connected to the quoted post>

You just got 4channed! :D
by RacistAsshole March 4, 2010
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4chanese

The language people who use 4chan use unironically in real life, you can often know someone is going to talk to you in this language from their obvious lack of showering
Normal guythe weather today sucks”

Man who reeks of 400 onions “ >cel pilled maxx desu fed kek glowie”

Normal man “wtf stop speaking 4chanese and take a shower
by toedburrito October 19, 2023
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4channer

A term used to describe people who use 4chan. It is almost exclusively used by normies who have never been there in their life.
Normie 1: Who are these '4channer' people?
Normie 2: I think they're those people who hacked the election and made Trump win.
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4channer

A term to describe users of 4chan. Used exclusively by normies who have never been on 4chan before.
Normie 1: Who are these '4channer' people?
Normie 2: They're those guys that hacked the polls to make Trump win.
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channers

someone who is very friendly and lovable and who hates bitches named nigha and forgives persons like tuyen
wow thats an awesome channers! i'd go bannaners if i could have that channers!
by channers February 26, 2004
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