Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.
Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
Youtube's biggest mistake ever. A gay channel design that barely shows your background at all and makes Youtube's features much harder to use. It is going to be permanently used by all users on July 152009. Youtube claims that it makes your channel your home, but all it is doing is causing millions of loyal users from 2005,2006,2007,2008,and 2009 close their accounts. And now, anybody that joins has to permanently be stuck with the new design. It is terrible and causes lots of chaos. R.I.P Youtube: February 15th 2005 - July 15 2009.
Man 1: Did you hear about the 2.0 Beta Youtube Channels?
Man 2: Yeah. I had to close my account which I made today because it would'nt let me switch to the old one. Youtube sucks!
Man 1: Sure does. I'm telling all my friends to never make an account there.
A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.
Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.