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Of women broke up with a partner because "dick too small" That's more than the percentage of them that have been raped. That doesn't even mention the women who wouldn't even fuck in the first place! Wow! Officially don't have to give a shit about rape. And you though you had a point. That is fucking priceless.
Hym "Wow! 25%! That's more than rape. I mean you have to extrapolate a bit but still. You tried to make a point a me about rape or fucking rape porn and THAT- That is great. AND! AND... There's still the possibility that I get raped And that doesn't even account for the women who wouldn't fuck in the first place. No relationships ever and don't give a shit about rape."
25% by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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"Hey, Patrick, I know something funnier than 24!"
"Let me hear it."
"25!!!!!!"
BAHAHAHA
25 by [.meghan.] May 15, 2010
Is a start to finish blow job usually averaging about 25 minutes!
The reference 25 is derived from the key pad of a phone. 2 representing B and 5 representing J. 25 = BJ
My girl finally gave me a 25 last night!!!! SOOOOO bomb
25 by The Lamontster March 11, 2010
The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.

So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident.
"How was your trip to New York?"

- "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
25 by DZ21 September 2, 2007
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid
Do you know where I can score a few hits of25?
25 by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008
more funny than 24
"patrick i thought of something more funny than 24. what?. 25"
25 by dumb what ever this is August 6, 2020
The number used to describe a sex offender/child molester as these types of crimes start with the prefix 25 of the penal code. Sometimes referred to as deuce-five, a prison gang on the PC yard in prison.
See that dude with the 25 tattooed on his neck? He's a piece of shit.
25 by CDC Convict November 24, 2010
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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