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20 Dollars? 

a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.
Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"

Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"

Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"

Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"

Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"

Jared: "20 dollars?!?"

Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!
20 Dollars? by JuragonShit69000 September 24, 2009
Words you can keep

20 dollars is 20 dollars 

Some straight guy who is not gay but would not mind sucking cock for money.
Hey man I'm not gay but 20 dollars IS 20 dollars if you know what I mean...

20 dollars off 

A term used to describe a closeted homosexual who is not good at hiding his sexuality
Dylan: I'm not gay, but I'd love to share a bed with Ryan Reynolds.

Josh: You might as well be 20 dollars off.
20 dollars off by poofard33 October 14, 2023

And then I found 20 dollars 

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.
Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"
And then I found 20 dollars by djk December 9, 2003

And then you found 20 dollars 

Something you say to someone when they're telling a really bad story.
person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?

Give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie 

Boys need to give a girl there hoodie or 29 dollars on November 1st.
Girl: Hey give me 20 dollars or your hoodie.
Boy: Why?
Girl: it’s November 1st.
Boy: So?
Girl: November 1st is when you give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie day.

Found 20 dollars

A phrase which describes in "code" when someone has successfully completed masturbating.
Bro 1: Yo bro, you ready to go to my mom's house?
Bro 2: Chyea bruh, just found 20 dollars so we good to go.
Found 20 dollars by BadaBoom185 August 13, 2014
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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