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20 Dollars? 

a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.
Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"

Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"

Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"

Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"

Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"

Jared: "20 dollars?!?"

Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!
20 Dollars? by JuragonShit69000 September 24, 2009
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20 dollars is 20 dollars 

Some straight guy who is not gay but would not mind sucking cock for money.
Hey man I'm not gay but 20 dollars IS 20 dollars if you know what I mean...

20 dollars off 

A term used to describe a closeted homosexual who is not good at hiding his sexuality
Dylan: I'm not gay, but I'd love to share a bed with Ryan Reynolds.

Josh: You might as well be 20 dollars off.
20 dollars off by poofard33 October 14, 2023

And then I found 20 dollars 

Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.
Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"
And then I found 20 dollars by djk December 9, 2003

And then you found 20 dollars 

Something you say to someone when they're telling a really bad story.
person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?

Give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie 

Boys need to give a girl there hoodie or 29 dollars on November 1st.
Girl: Hey give me 20 dollars or your hoodie.
Boy: Why?
Girl: it’s November 1st.
Boy: So?
Girl: November 1st is when you give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie day.

Found 20 dollars

A phrase which describes in "code" when someone has successfully completed masturbating.
Bro 1: Yo bro, you ready to go to my mom's house?
Bro 2: Chyea bruh, just found 20 dollars so we good to go.
Found 20 dollars by BadaBoom185 August 13, 2014
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