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woman born after 1993 

These people can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
Gerald: Dude! I met a woman today!

Tommy: Damn! That’s awesome!

Gerald: Yeah, and shes also born after 1993!

Tommy: Oh... she’s a woman born after 1993.... Might as well dump her man.
woman born after 1993 by .TheEel January 30, 2020

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993 

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!
Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!
The coolest year to be born in. People born in this year are usually either in the class of 2011 or 2012. '93 is just awesome. Under the Chinese Zodiac, it's the year of the rooster.
Junior #1: What year were you born in?
Junior #2: 1993
1993 by Anon.9 July 6, 2009

Rule 1993 

Rule 1993 states that in comparison to most other players you will suck at a online videogame.

1993 being the year Doom came out and and people were first able to get their asses shot of by some fat guy in Austin.

Collary 1: some people are actually good but they usually have no life.

Collary 2: if you get discouraged by reapeatedly failing at a game see Collary1

Collary 3: Unless you suck monkey nuts there will be others who are worse than you.

Collary 4: In some amazing defiance of reality most pro gamers actually have a life and/or look pretty good.
Dude one: {gets halo 3 and starts to play online}
Alright lets play;

Shit! I Died!

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Dude 2: don't feel bad man, rule 1993
Rule 1993 by Bonkai! October 20, 2009

1995 Chevy Cavalier

the most worst car ever made. A problem compounder. A vortex of nothingness where paychecks go, never to be deposited. I firmly believe GM made this car to fuck peoples lives up. Once one problem is fixed another rears it's head.
Me- Cool, got my 1995 Chevy Cavalier fixed, gonna drive to tahoe for the weekend! SHWEET! *sits in car, inserts and turns key*

*wheels fall off*
*hood flies off for no apparent reason*
*all glass breaks*
*Engine fire*

Internet Privacy Act of 1995 

A fictitious regulation supposedly making law enforecement officials unable to persecute you for your collection of pirated videos. Started by internet media 'traders' to protect themselves against being reported to officals, it is now a euphemisim for no one really caring enough about your stash of bootlegged movies to do anything about it.
As Quoted From An Actual Trader's site:
"If you enter this site with intention to use the information herein to prosecute any person affiliated with this site, you are violating Code 341.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act of 1995 which stipulates that none may threaten my ISP or any other company hosting these pages."


Clueless Person: "Wait, I thought this movie wasn't out on DVD yet."
Trader: "No worries, I'm protected under the Internet Privacy Act of 1995."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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