.soylar

.soylar is the best sweetest person in the whole world! she is so sweet and so funny <33

.“hey have you heard of @.soylar”
“no who’s that
“the BEST person in the whole world!”

by MangoCookie November 18, 2021

Sylargasm

A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.

Person One: Did you see him topless? *sylargasm.*

by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008

Solar Hit

Another way to inhale marijuana smoke - using a magnifying glass and the sun. Most people are skeptical of this method and it is probably because there is a learning curve to getting it just right. You can't always use a magnifying glass, but for days where its hot as fuck and you maybe plan on going camping it is complete win. The light beam slowly heats the weed similar to a vaporizer. The bowl lasts longer and you get a way smoother hit since theres no lighter fluid and it tastes a lot better.

Solar hits are best at noon when the sun is at its highest point on a hot summer day.

by solar hitter June 30, 2009

Soyware

A type of software that was built with use of unnecessary and piled up technologies that will impact on its performance and size. Typically the soyware is the reason why your new cool laptop gets hot with a simple tasks.
The reason is the soydevs doesn't want to really learn programming, electron-based notepads still give them dollars.

"Why the fuck this calculator app takes 6GB RAM to sum 2+2?"
"Soyware, son."

by gigachaddev August 29, 2021

Skylar Astin

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.

friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"

by pepperstark April 6, 2015

Starving Solario

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Chip Skylark

An amazing singer with a tiny bit of cool facial hair and very shiny teeth.

He was on Fairly OddParents.

His music is most appreciated when playing Call of Duty or Scrabble.

Chip Skylark's teeth sparkle just like the stars in space.

by ATFRoger July 5, 2011