“Standards”

A way to describe a women that has unrealistic standards for a significant other.

Joanna has “standards” , it’s ridiculous.

“Standards” by UpsideUnicorn November 25, 2023

Standards

1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.

Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."

Standards by TheGlueGunner December 11, 2011

Standards

Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.

E.g 1

"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"

- "Standards!"

E.g 2

"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"

- "Standards!"

Standards by R34P3R200686 July 20, 2009

Standards

Something I don’t have

You don’t have standards

Standards by Cunt bag bitch face December 8, 2017

standards

a type of cannabis that has been dried or cured incorrectly, or has just been harvested at the wrong time. often weed that has been grown by someone inexperienced who doesn't understand the drying and curing stage, looking for a quick sale after harvest . generally not wanted by smokers and considered fairly wet, and a last resort.

can be determined by a distinctive stan like smell and not looking as nice as peng, term commonly used in the Herefordshire area and surrounding county's

do you want any bud

yeah! what is it ?

standards

nah stan is cack

mate, it gets you stoned, big deals, its mid grade

just no..

standards by anonymous bo April 10, 2011

standards

either a good thing or bad most people use it when talking about wethier someone is fit or not.

girl 1: what you fink of him?
girl 2: err standards!

standards by abii and andy February 6, 2009

Standards

What Ashley rousse doesn’t have

I like you! Go ads! I have no standards so u can have a small peepee.

Standards by Sjfjowehoicjiewfjoiwejfoiewpj November 11, 2018