“Standards”
“Standards” by UpsideUnicorn November 25, 2023
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Standards
1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.
2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
Standards by TheGlueGunner December 11, 2011
Standards
E.g 1
"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"
- "Standards!"
E.g 2
"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"
- "Standards!"
"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"
- "Standards!"
E.g 2
"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"
- "Standards!"
Standards by R34P3R200686 July 20, 2009
Standards
Standards by Cunt bag bitch face December 8, 2017
standards
a type of cannabis that has been dried or cured incorrectly, or has just been harvested at the wrong time. often weed that has been grown by someone inexperienced who doesn't understand the drying and curing stage, looking for a quick sale after harvest . generally not wanted by smokers and considered fairly wet, and a last resort.
can be determined by a distinctive stan like smell and not looking as nice as peng, term commonly used in the Herefordshire area and surrounding county's
can be determined by a distinctive stan like smell and not looking as nice as peng, term commonly used in the Herefordshire area and surrounding county's
do you want any bud
yeah! what is it ?
standards
nah stan is cack
mate, it gets you stoned, big deals, its mid grade
just no..
yeah! what is it ?
standards
nah stan is cack
mate, it gets you stoned, big deals, its mid grade
just no..
standards by anonymous bo April 10, 2011
standards
standards by abii and andy February 6, 2009
Standards
Standards by Sjfjowehoicjiewfjoiwejfoiewpj November 11, 2018
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