When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate
Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia

Spencer - I know she's a right mong

Harry - he's got no standards
by Sumborino February 21, 2017
a word to describe something which goes without saying.
"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?"

"course, u bringin some herb?"

"standard"
by roxxor February 19, 2004
A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.
Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.

Me: standard
by Ziceless October 14, 2016
assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.
rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard
by mark April 30, 2003
a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game
john: 'hey look at her'
james' standard !!!'

or

jason ' omfg we won the game'
aja ' standard mate'
by fuckinstandard June 6, 2011
1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."
by TheGlueGunner June 13, 2011
a word to describe something which goes without saying
by Edstandard September 3, 2011