Standards

1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.

Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."

by TheGlueGunner December 11, 2011

Standards

Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.

E.g 1

"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"

- "Standards!"

E.g 2

"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"

- "Standards!"

by R34P3R200686 July 20, 2009

Standards

Something I don’t have

You don’t have standards

by Cunt bag bitch face December 8, 2017

standard

a word to describe something which goes without saying.

"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?"

"course, u bringin some herb?"

"standard"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

Standard

A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.

Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.

Me: standard

by Ziceless October 14, 2016

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 29, 2003

standard

a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game

john: 'hey look at her'
james' standard !!!'

or

jason ' omfg we won the game'
aja ' standard mate'

by fuckinstandard November 24, 2011