‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!

I put some ‘tard on my dog

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022

'tard

Someone who is stupid, but in an annoying way. In fact, if they were actually mentally retarded it would be a dramatic improvement.

Mason is so stupid that it's pissing me off! He's a real 'tard.

by FRizzo August 31, 2005

Tard

Adjective used to describe one so retarded, they do not deserve the 're'

For Christ's sake, Ben, you freakin' tard!

by Dave hucklesby November 15, 2003

tard

Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.

That dude right there with the five kids he took to see the movie Basic Instinct Two who has an InSynch ringtone blaring through the movie theatre drowning out the lame dialogue is a tard. (2) That tard who thought he could drive a mile in front of me and cut in front of all of us in traffic is definitely a tard. (3) The fact that dude just asked who wanted to chat in a chat room is a citizen of Tardania.

by Jim Gleeson August 22, 2006

'tard

Someone who is NOT retarded, but, acts like they are because they are too busy fantasizing about stupid bullshit to pay attention to the reality that surrounds them.

Poindexter is such a 'tard! He got into a car accident because he was too busy thinking about his fan fic sequel to "The Lord Of The Rings".

by Bull Shit Vick December 27, 2006

'Tard

1. Short form of "retard."
2. Slang for one who is considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. An idiot.

"Stop trying to prove people wrong when you yourself are wrong, ya damn 'tard.

by daviji August 30, 2005

Tard

A person who somewhat act 's like a retard but really isn't!

Chad : Oh Kiersten I love to kiss your neck it makes me so hard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!

by SlopNChop February 2, 2017