ClownJuice's definitions

Goth Starbucks

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.

Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks

by ClownJuice October 4, 2021

Nuke the Fridge

Take a massive and intestinal destroying shit in the fridge, like, Pringles can sized shit in the fridge

Dave just had to Nuke the Fridge in my apartment

by ClownJuice August 9, 2021

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

BFR

Big Fat Retard

"I finally freakin' get it; I'm a BFR"

by ClownJuice August 5, 2022

i aint yo bro

something yo dad saying when you call him “Bro”, “Slime”, “Right Hand Man” etc.

Wussup bro
i aint yo bro

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022

‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!

I put some ‘tard on my dog

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022