Goth Starbucks

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.
Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks
by ClownJuice October 04, 2021
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i aint yo bro

something yo dad saying when you call him “Bro”, “Slime”, “Right Hand Man” etc.
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Motor Head

Being obtusely stupid and dumb.

No one ever wants to be a Motor Head, the only thing worse is a Hinge Head.
"David is a fucking Motor Head"
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Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).
Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"
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‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!
I put some ‘tard on my dog
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all hell syllables

i think this was a lyric in rap god referring to the record time that Eminem shat on the toilet when he was four, so you can use this word to tell about your best poop!
Guys I just went all hell syllables on that toilet on god 🥶🥶🥶
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Drunk With Disorders

A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.
David is such a Drunk With Disorders
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