ClownJuice's definitions

i aint yo bro

something yo dad saying when you call him “Bro”, “Slime”, “Right Hand Man” etc.

Wussup bro
i aint yo bro

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022

‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!

I put some ‘tard on my dog

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022

Goth Starbucks

Part of the saying as old as time: “If you judge a man on his ability to make it to Goth Starbucks he will forever live thinking he’s stupid”… little known fact that this is what the actual saying Einstein famously said.

Jack: Per usual, Jake is thinking that he would make it to Goth Starbucks

by ClownJuice October 4, 2021

Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

by ClownJuice August 31, 2021

Motor Head

Being obtusely stupid and dumb.

No one ever wants to be a Motor Head, the only thing worse is a Hinge Head.

"David is a fucking Motor Head"

by ClownJuice February 13, 2022

Nuke the Fridge

Take a massive and intestinal destroying shit in the fridge, like, Pringles can sized shit in the fridge

Dave just had to Nuke the Fridge in my apartment

by ClownJuice August 9, 2021

Hit With the Breezy's

Hit With the Breezy's refers to the famous shoe brand Breezy's International and to hit someone with the Breezy's is to catch them off guard and humiliate them (similar to Black Airforce Energy)

Terry: I really hit 'em with the Breezy's you know bro
Aforementioned bro: Yeah you really got them Hit With the Breezy's

by ClownJuice December 12, 2021