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tardmuffin 

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego
"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"
tardmuffin by mAx August 1, 2004

tardmuffin 

a person who has a big head and is a retard
tardmuffin by tim p. April 19, 2003

Tardmuffin 

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.
You are such a tardmuffin!
Tardmuffin by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

Tormuffin 

The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.
Mitch: Hey man, what happened with Nancy?
Dan: I gave her a Tormuffin.
Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011

tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.
:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin
tard muffin by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005

Tacomuffin 

A type of purple and red parrot. Can be found in Finland. It plays in the snow with it's taco shaped beak. It's defining features are it's taco shaped beak and it's muffin shaped eyes. It is a diurnal hunter but only comes out late in the day before it gets dark. They can often be found right before dusk and sometimes at sun set hunting
A Tacomuffin was digging for it's prey in the snow. A Tacomuffin was seen flying over the field. Tacomuffins were seen hunting in the field at sunset.
Tacomuffin by Elektron May 18, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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