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1. A person who is constantly disorganized, scatterbrained, and often causes chaos unintentionally.

2. Someone who frequently finds themselves in confusing or problematic situations due to a lack of planning or foresight.
"Marko is such a štrmun; he always forgets his keys and leaves his belongings everywhere."

"Sara is a real štrmun. She double-booked her appointments again and now has to sort out the mess."
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strunken 

The Dutch word for being drunk and stoned together, the only country in the world that has a definition of both activities in one word.
"Oh Nancy, I'm so strunken right now!!"
strunken by Action Jackson 2009 February 4, 2009
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strung over 

Dude, I'm really paying for all the beer and coke last night. I'm so strung over I can barely think.
strung over by ts August 27, 2004

Strunkish 

Someone who's acting very bitchy, irritable, crabby, or grumpy. Letting their wrath ooze out and projecting it onto others.
"Damn john was being strunkish this morning, he stabbed me when I asked for some sugar for my coffee".
Strunkish by PandemicSyn June 24, 2008
Being stoned and drunk at the same time. Mixing alcohol and marijuana.
Dude, lets all get STRUNK tonight!
strunk by RossF August 24, 2005
A STROUND is a “Stripper Hound”

A grown MAN Who COULD have a relationship with a highly intelligent, beautiful, classy woman who loves him; but he dates & has sex with STRIPPERS, THOTS & HOES instead.

- A crotch dog 🐕

A man who is intimidated by beauty & intelligence & would rather pay to receive attention & flattery. Low Self Esteem. Easily Intimidated by a strong woman. Narcissistic Asshole.
Damn! Did you hear about Greg! That lawyer Rebecca wanted to marry him - but instead he dates Cinnamon from the strip club down East Street who btw is fucking all his friends! Greg is a dumbass STROUND!
STROUND by WickedHellamean December 10, 2018

Stromunism 

A totalitarian state of government that is ruled by the almighty Strom.

Stromunism demands utter attention at all times and the turn in of daily quotas at the end of each works session.

Continual disrespect can lead into the dreaded ceremonial kicking of the bucket
ex 1.1
Person 1 "oh dude communism is pretty rough.."

Person 2 " you think communism is rough? try Stromunism"

ex.1.2
Person 1 "did you hear Strom kicked the bucket?"

Person 2 "did anyone get hurt"

Person 1 "some midget is now missing both arms and a leg..."
Stromunism by Stromunist 101 May 12, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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