Štrmun 

1. A person who is constantly disorganized, scatterbrained, and often causes chaos unintentionally.

2. Someone who frequently finds themselves in confusing or problematic situations due to a lack of planning or foresight.

"Marko is such a štrmun; he always forgets his keys and leaves his belongings everywhere."

"Sara is a real štrmun. She double-booked her appointments again and now has to sort out the mess."

Štrmun by Leonprogej_mer42069 June 8, 2024

strunken 

The Dutch word for being drunk and stoned together, the only country in the world that has a definition of both activities in one word.

"Oh Nancy, I'm so strunken right now!!"

strunken by Action Jackson 2009 February 4, 2009

strung over 

Combination of being strung out and hung over

Dude, I'm really paying for all the beer and coke last night. I'm so strung over I can barely think.

strung over by ts August 27, 2004

Strunkish 

Someone who's acting very bitchy, irritable, crabby, or grumpy. Letting their wrath ooze out and projecting it onto others.

"Damn john was being strunkish this morning, he stabbed me when I asked for some sugar for my coffee".

Strunkish by PandemicSyn June 24, 2008

strunk 

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. Mixing alcohol and marijuana.

Dude, lets all get STRUNK tonight!

strunk by RossF August 24, 2005

STROUND 

A STROUND is a “Stripper Hound”

A grown MAN Who COULD have a relationship with a highly intelligent, beautiful, classy woman who loves him; but he dates & has sex with STRIPPERS, THOTS & HOES instead.

- A crotch dog 🐕

A man who is intimidated by beauty & intelligence & would rather pay to receive attention & flattery. Low Self Esteem. Easily Intimidated by a strong woman. Narcissistic Asshole.

Damn! Did you hear about Greg! That lawyer Rebecca wanted to marry him - but instead he dates Cinnamon from the strip club down East Street who btw is fucking all his friends! Greg is a dumbass STROUND!

STROUND by WickedHellamean December 10, 2018

Stromunism 

A totalitarian state of government that is ruled by the almighty Strom.

Stromunism demands utter attention at all times and the turn in of daily quotas at the end of each works session.

Continual disrespect can lead into the dreaded ceremonial kicking of the bucket

ex 1.1
Person 1 "oh dude communism is pretty rough.."

Person 2 " you think communism is rough? try Stromunism"

ex.1.2
Person 1 "did you hear Strom kicked the bucket?"

Person 2 "did anyone get hurt"

Person 1 "some midget is now missing both arms and a leg..."

Stromunism by Stromunist 101 May 12, 2009